How in the name of Bettman's butthole did Marvel manage to make the Duck a cooler superhero than the Shark? That is complete horseshit! That is a total perversion of the natural order of things! Sharks are unarguably right there with eagles and dragons as some of the coolest animals, bar none. And sharks have been that cool for over 420 million years!* Ducks are quite possibly the least intimidating creatures in the world. What happened? How did the Shark end up becoming some webbed-handed, awkward-looking man-shark thing with a dorsal fin sticking out of its head? It makes him look like some kind of angy, 'roided-out hadrasaur.